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While travelling from south to north in Vietnam, I came across some signs that made me smile or completely confused me. The top one was off the front of a menu in Ninh Binh.

This was on the hotel door in Ben Tre – rules and fines. It made me wonder what previous guests got up to in the room I was in.
This one totally threw me. I’m guessing because of its location outside a temple in Ninh Chu it meant to leave your shoes outside.
At the Ho Chi Minh monument in Hanoi